Defining Myself in Uncommonly Common Ways

Today’s challenge is to define myself in uncommon ways.

I started by making a list of all the common ways I can define myself. Then I made a list of a lot of uncommon ways. Then I realized I didn’t feel like writing a novel that would end up putting anyone to sleep.

So instead, here I am in a few badly photoshopped pictures. Enjoy. 🙂

I’m an artist. I’m also a kid at heart.

I’m a mom. My kids are kind of like wild monkeys.

Yep. I love to eat.

Naps are the best.

I make a lot of meals. I swear I poison nothing.

I make a lot of meals. And did you notice? That woman over there is taking a picture up close and personal of my delicious sausages.

Cleaning is not my favourite thing to do but it has to be done.

I’m not the best, but I’m a’ight. If people are gonna see my art, I have to take pics.

I like using my phone to take pictures because I'm kind of lazy. But what I really like to do, is play Monster Busters. Don't hate.

I like to waste time playing Monster Busters on my phone. Don’t hate.

I’m also a clown around these parts. My kids think I’m hilarious. Maybe I am. No photoshopping here. 😉

6 thoughts on “Defining Myself in Uncommonly Common Ways”

Hilarious, entertaining, and really interesting way of defining yourself. My favorite is “will eat for food.” Because I really, honestly, and wholeheartedly can say that about myself. 😉

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The least disturbing picture was the one of you as a clown. WELL DONE! I like clowns though, so please don’t think I’m hating on your awesomeness 🙂 These had me laughing SO hard and I think you kick all the butt at photoshop. Of course, I can do about as much as photoshop as it takes to convince someone I have the paid version of Picmonkey, so not much. I look forward to reading the rest of your entries this may!

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